¡¡Feliz cumpleaños!!

The Guid
Música: Jed Whedon
Letra: Felicia Day



Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?

Hang with me in my MMO.
So many places we can go.
You'll never see my actual face.
Our love, our love will be in virtual space.

I'm craving to emote with you.
So many animations I can do.
Be anything you want me to be.
C'mon, c'mon and share a potion with me.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

You can type commands.
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands.
Don't care what's in your character bank.
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank?

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys.
Here in cyberspace there's no disease.
Pick a time, send a tell to me.
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Single, white human,
looking for group,
my stats so high,
you'll be out of the loop.

Got an uberleet staff,
that you can equip,
close your mouth up,
ladies this is pure nerdnip.

I'm a fiction based fantasy,
a man so stoic,
I hack and slash,
who the heck's more heroic?

Check me out, cloth armor,
fits me like a glove,
just twitter a time,
I'm ready for love.

Hang with me in my MMO.
So many places we can go.
I'm better than a real world quest.
You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest.

What role do you wanna play?
I'm just a click away night or day.
And if you think I'm not the one,
log off, log off and we'll be done.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)

Electric Light Orchestra



You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind.
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
I'm tellin' you it's gonna be the end.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down.

What happened to the girl I used to known.
You let your mind out somewhere down the road.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down, grus.
Don't bring me down.

You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass,
one of these days you're gonna break your glass.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

You got me shakin' got me runnin' away.
You get me crawlin' up to you everyday.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor.
Don't bring me down.

¿Demagogia?... maybe...

Willy Deville



Uno, dos, un, dos, tres.

Hey Joe,
where are you goin' with that money in your hand?
I say, "Hey Joe,
where are you goin' with that money in your hand?"

Well, I'm gonna see my woman,
you know, I heard she done messed around with some other man.
I heard she did.
You know, I'm goin' downtown,
I'm gonna buy me a blue steel 44.
You know, I'm goin' downtown
and I'm gonna buy me a blue steel 44.
I'm gonna catch up with that girl,
she won't be messing around on me no more.

Well, I say, "Hey Joe,
where are you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey, hey Joe,
where are you goin' with that gun in your hand?"

I'm gona shoot my woman,
I found her messin' around with some other man.

Hey Joe,
I heard you shot your old lady down.
Hey Joe,
you know, I heard that you shot your old lady down.

Yes I did,
'cause I caught her messin' around,
messin' around,
messin' around town.

Well, alright.

I said, "Hey Joe,
you better lay low and get outta town."
I said, "Hey Joe,
where are you gonna run to now?"
He said, "I'm goin' downtown
and I'm gonna get me a passport, see?"
(¡Ah, si!)

Oh, I'm goin' way down south,
way down Mexico way.
And there ain't no hang-man
gonna put no noose around me, a-ha,
just 'cause I shot her,
just 'cause I shot her down.

Alright.

Well, I'm goin' down south, way down Mexico way,
I'm goin' down south, where a man can be free.
No, there ain't no hang-man
gonna put no noose around me,
just 'cause I shot her down.

El juego de Ender, de Orson Scott Card

Boney M



There lived a certain man in Russia long ago.
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear.
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher,
full of ecstacy and fire.
But he also was the kind of teacher
women would desire.

RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
lover of the Russian Queen,
there was a cat that really was gone.
RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
Russia's greatest love machine,
it was a shame how he carried on.

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar.
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar.
In all affairs of state he was the man to please.
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze.
For the Queen he was no wheeler dealer,
though she'd heard the things he'd done.
She believed he was a holy healer
who would heal her son.

RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
lover of the Russian Queen,
there was a cat that really was gone.
RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
Russia's greatest love machine,
it was a shame how he carried on.

But when his drinking and lusting
and his hunger for power
became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something
about this outrageous man
became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!", declared his enemies.
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please."
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms.
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms.
Then one night some men of higher standing
set a trap, they're not to blame.
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding,
and he really came.

RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
lover of the Russian Queen,
they put some poison into his wine.
RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
Russia's greatest love machine,
he drank it all and he said "I feel fine".

RA... RA.... RASPUTIN,
lover of the Russian Queen,
they didn't quit, they wanted his head.
RA... RA... RASPUTIN,
Russia's greatest love machine,
and so they shot him till he was dead.

Oh, those Russians...