The Guild
Música: Jed Whedon
Letra: Felicia Day



Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?

Hang with me in my MMO.
So many places we can go.
You'll never see my actual face.
Our love, our love will be in virtual space.

I'm craving to emote with you.
So many animations I can do.
Be anything you want me to be.
C'mon, c'mon and share a potion with me.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

You can type commands.
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands.
Don't care what's in your character bank.
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank?

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys.
Here in cyberspace there's no disease.
Pick a time, send a tell to me.
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Single, white human,
looking for group,
my stats so high,
you'll be out of the loop.

Got an uberleet staff,
that you can equip,
close your mouth up,
ladies this is pure nerdnip.

I'm a fiction based fantasy,
a man so stoic,
I hack and slash,
who the heck's more heroic?

Check me out, cloth armor,
fits me like a glove,
just twitter a time,
I'm ready for love.

Hang with me in my MMO.
So many places we can go.
I'm better than a real world quest.
You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest.

What role do you wanna play?
I'm just a click away night or day.
And if you think I'm not the one,
log off, log off and we'll be done.

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star,
and she's hotter than reality by far.
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)
Do you wanna date my avatar?
(Do you wanna date my avatar?)